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@voyds - oh no I’m extremely selective before sex. if your dick looks unpleasant you need to go. I’m just saying oral sex looks so much more appealing when done on a guy.
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Anonymous:well, not just girls. guys too. fruit juices in general make cum taste awesome.
tbh keep ur cum away from my face
Anonymous:if the girl eats a lot of fruits it tastes sweet and delicious. :>
no that’s impossible. have you seen vagina? nothin’ sweet bout that.
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in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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